May I say “willies”?

Having just watched a bunch of very earnest and well-meaning women on the news, I am at near-incoherent frustration at the sheer hypocrisy of the Western world. In the 1980s I was heavily involved in the campaign to stop the mutilation of puppies under the guise of “conformity to norms” – docking and lopping. Why? … More May I say “willies”?