Kids today!



Monday’s child eats nothing but chips

Tuesday’s is thick, cos school he skips

Wednesday’s child’s got three ASBOs

Thursday’s child likes rappin’ bout ho’s

Friday’s child on his X-box doth play

Saturday’s child is on 30 a day

But the child that is born on the Sabbath day…

Is morbidly obese- could die anyway.


5 thoughts on “Kids today!

  1. I’m also laughing, although luckily not up a tree so won’t fall. Laughing like a hyena, though. I suspect Monday kid if he eats all those chips will have the same future as the Sunday one… Oh, so true…

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